Unladylike Conduct

Although I'm a bit ashamed to admit it, it's true. I run to Lady Gaga. Well, sometimes. Before getting in to that shameful admission, let me digress to my previous post. I am signed up for the Guatemala mission trip this summer! My paperwork and deposit have been sent so it's official. I'm very excited and will continue to keep you posted on the progress of that trip.

Now, back to my Lady Gaga story. Most of you know that I am a runner. I am training for the Shamrock Half-marathon on March 21. When doing my long-runs, if I'm not running with a partner, I listen to contemporary Christian rock music. I find these songs very appropriate. For instance, my play list starts with Song of Hope by the Robbie Seay Band. It moves in to other motivating and meaningful songs, like Wonderful Maker and Your Grace is Enough. Then about mile eight or so, Rescue by the Desperation Band plays in my ear,"I need you Jesus to come to my rescue..." I am desperately (pun intended) in need of rescue at that time. Appropriately enough the run is finished with Take My Life by Chris Tomlin. Because, that is surely what I feel like doing to myself.

Anyway...there are those runs where I am feeling a bit funky and unenergetic. It's those times where Lady Gaga comes to my rescue. (GASP!) Being a single-gal, her Bad Romance song makes me feel strangely good. And I just love singing all of those "p-p-p's" in Poker Face. I know- I know...her lyrics are totally inappropriate for a lady, but hey, at least I'm honest about it. Listening to them isn't really the problem though. The problem is, you start acting inappropriately. Like me spitting* on a passing truck this morning. Yup. I didn't actually mean to do it, but it happened none the less. And I blame Lady Gaga for that.

*Runners know that spitting and other atrocious acts are just part of being a runner. It's okay to spit when you run. (Albeit not on passing vehicles!) I NEVER EVER thought I'd be spitting, but then again, I NEVER EVER thought I'd be running a half-marathon either. You just never know.